how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
false alarm, still single
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