Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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