And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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