You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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