Its about making memories worth repressing
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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