You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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