love makes seman taste better
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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