There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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