Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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