i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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