Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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