Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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