THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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