Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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