you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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