I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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