Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I party with great urgency now.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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