areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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