Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He better not be in your backpack
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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