uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
whose parrot is this?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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