the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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