Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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