why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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