It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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