walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
tell me about the fingering
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