STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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