How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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