That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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