Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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