I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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