If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We are two peas in an std pod
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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