How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
