doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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