do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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