i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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