Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
And then he peed in my hair
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