But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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