I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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