All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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