You're completely useless in the revolution.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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