i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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