You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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