4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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