i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
