found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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