But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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