its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
