Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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