i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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