sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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