hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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