Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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