worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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