You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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