But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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