when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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